Funny Way to Respond to What Do You Want for Christmas

If you are looking for the best Christmas memes and holiday tweets to share to make you laugh, look no further.

As I've gotten older, I've realized that Christmas time kind of sucks. Ok, Ok, I know I sound like The Grinch and all, but hear me out.

Now that I know that Santa Claus doesn't exist, (thanks a lot, my 10 year-old, nosy, detective self), that all of those Christmas cookies WILL go right to my butt and that buying gifts equals credit card debt, I'm just not that thrilled when December rolls around.

Christmas used to be a magical time for me filled with family, school parties, ALL OF THE CANDY and presents that people gave without expecting something in return. It was AWESOME.

I'm probably not alone on this one when saying that Christmas time nowadays is stressful and irritating. So, what am I proposing you do about it? Well ... nothing, really. ( I never claimed to have all the answers guys.)

What I CAN offer, though, are some pretty hilarious, funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes that can help you lighten the mood this year.

When your mom is hounding you about what you're bringing to Christmas dinner, or when the staff at the stores you shop at are being less than jolly, hit them with one of these funny holiday quotes.

If you find the light-up sweaters and antler headbands to be an appalling display of Christmas cheer, get one of these hilarious quotes printed on a t-shirt and rep. the holiday in your own way. Plus, the funny Christmas sayings could help you with gift ideas as you could get them printed on mugs, stockings or underwear — because we all know we're not alone in this grinchy-spirit.

Also, if you want to make your Christmas cards a little more memorable this year, adding one of these sassy Christmas quotes could do the trick.

So, when you find yourself sobbing into a cup of hot cocoa and wanting to punch every Santa that even looks in your direction, just read one of these funny quotes and remember that it will all be over soon; until next year.

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Naps are always on my xmas list...

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It's like "What do you want this year?" IDK. Financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? A nap would be nice.


Jingle those bells.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.


Sounds delicious.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?


Worth it for peppermint bark.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

When what to my wondering eyes should appear... but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.


Tinsel is hard to untangle.

Photo:   Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Lucky guy!

Photo:   The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


Probably will get the same thing this year.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Last year I asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.


Sorry Santa.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty this year ... and it was SO worth it.


I know exactly what I want anyway.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Dear Santa,
[ ] I've been good this year
[ ] OK, most of the time
[ ] Once in a while
[X] OK fine. I'll go buy my own presents.


That would be more helpful than presents.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Even he is on the naughty list sometimes

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.


Never say no to Merlot...

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out I'll drink the red.


Uh oh.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.


The best Christmas tradition.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Let's drink mulled wine and talk shit.


Buy your self some nice jewelry.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

On the first day of Christmas your true love gave to you ... nothing because you're single.


Fat but happy.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.


It shows more than I could.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest boards.


Hopefully it does!

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Sounds about right.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Christmas (Noun) The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.


Just wondering...

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Dear Santa... before I explain, how much do you know already?


The spirits will be sure to make you bright!

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Dashin, dancin & prancin until I get blitzen.


Holly and jolly.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.


Smart guy

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

Santa Claus has the right idea- visit people only once a year.


Is that too much to ask for?

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

My wish list for the holidays is short this year

1. $1,000,000 in cash

2. The souls of all who have displeased me

3. A kitten


Smart idea.

Best Funny Quotes Christmas Grinch

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